An apple a day...

...keeps the residents of East london a happy bunch. I have no words for this, except for one maybe...DICK. Seriously, why can you not just carry your bloody apple in your bag like everyone else. Or actually eat it. It's made by Hermes, their tag being 'what better way to stay healthy and stay on trend?' I can't imagine. And if you were wondering, how the hell am I gonna eat this thing (I wasn't...) 'The strap is also equipped with a knife holder and horn handle knife so that one can slice their apple into edible chunks' - god forbid I should bite into it with my porceline veneers daddy bought me!

I wonder if they've thought of something for me to carry around my makeup, wallet, phone and pens and stuff yet. Oh hang on, they have, It's called a fricking BAG.. Rant over. And welcome to my blog by the way. It's basically an avenue for stuff I see that I like or don't like. See it as an extention of a status update. Just for the more self obsessed - I can write LOADS in here! Screw twitter - 140 chracters? pah! You can't however 'like it'. Which is probably for the best. So I can continually spout my own personal thought bubble to anyone who wants to listen without fear of 'comments', 'like' buttons, 'pokes' and 'defriending'. La la la I can't hear yooou...
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